You know you've played too much CS when..

1. You look at the sun and wonders what resolution it has.
2. You are addicted to Coca-Cola.
3. Your boss catches you sleeping at work and you yell "Admin... wallhack!".
4. You're automatically looking out for snipers when you (on a rare occasion) go to the store (to buy more cola).
5. You get pulled over by the cops and you ask for your stats.
6. You give your doctor your IP-address instead of your social security number.
7. Your kids first words are "Go go go!".
8. You have tried to teach people to type 1337 (leet).
9. You constantly hear voices in your head saying "Fire in the hole" and "Affirmative".
10. You command your pet by saying "Hold this position" instead of "sit", "lay down" etc.
11. You yell "TEAMS!!" when someone won't co-operate.
12. You start to lag whenever you are surrounded by more than 10 people.
13. You are convinced that the Rambo-movies are in "easy-mode".
14. You are sprinting through the store since you have only 5 seconds buytime.
15. You call all your friends only by nicknames.
16. You're watching a movie with a sniper in it and you yell "AWP whore!".
17. There is no other food but pizza and cola.
18. Your mum tells you to clean, and you clean up your C: drive.
19. Your teacher/boss enters the room and you say; "enemy spotted".
20. You pull out a knife to run faster.
21. You think your neighbour is a terrorist.
22. A girl/boy asks for your phonenumber and you give her/him your wonID.
23. When someone visits you and opens your curtains so the sun shines in, you yell "F***ING TEAMFLASH!"

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(I did not create this list, I don't know who did, I just translated it to English. It's ancient now, but it still makes me lol^^
May also appeal to several other games aswell as Counter-Strike, I think!)

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